Shiver me timbers…

Current Mood:arrrrrrrrrrrrgh
Current Music:Accept Me For What I Am – Consolidated
Yo Ho Ho me Hearties! Times a come when one and all ‘r brothers (& sisters) under the mizzen, hopein’ to make good with plunderin’ and all.

Don’t be a picaroon you scurvy sea dogs – make sure to share thar Doubloon, or perhaps you’ll mark the passing of a grand day by Dancin’ the Hempen Jig!

I starts the sharin with you buckos … Why couldn’t the young pirate see the R-rated movie?
There was no parrot-al guidance!

har har har har… Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl?
He had a severe hook.

oh, it’s hurtin me insides to laugh so much… har ha har ha…

ok – this will be the last one today … What’s a pirate’s favorite food?
Arrrrrtichokes.

oh ho ho ho… well then, as a fellow pirate matey said, “Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light!” Now get thee to your favorite tavern for a schooner of ale!

avast,
Mad Kramer Darrow,
of the Lady Astora – The Dark Lion

arrrrrrggh…